The Spy Who Loved Everyone

When you think of James Bond certain things instantly come to mind: martinis (shaken not stirred obviously), fast cars, tie clips gadgets galore and most importantly, girls. Widely considered to be the ultimate lady killer, Bond has been breaking hearts since 1962 with his provocative one liners and seductive chat up lines. So to celebrate the hotly anticipated release of Spectre, we brought Bond into the 21st century and imagined what it would be like if Daniel Craig had Tinder… yeah, we went there! Using direct quotes from the movies themselves we imagined a world where Bond would look to Tinder to chat up the ladies.

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Vesper Lynd - played by Eva Green

Bond falls in love with British treasury agent Vesper Lynd in 2006’s Casino Royale. Played by iconic French actress Eva Green, Lynd is the ultimate seductress with a vintage style, smokey eyes and a wardrobe full of show stopping gowns from Versace and Cavalli. She’s famously named after the Vesper Martini which is three measures Gordon's, one measure vodka, half of Kina Lillet, shaken over ice. Bond takes an instant shine to Vesper and her feelings are quickly reciprocated - she even saves Bond’s life! It’s a Tinder match we think!

Solange Dimitrios - played by Caterina Murino

Dimitrios makes her memorable Bond girl debut in Casino Royale as she rides across the beach on a horse in a green bikini miaow! Ultimately her frisson with Bond means that she eventually meets her demise as she was tortured killed by Le Chiffre’s men. Should’ve swiped left!

Camille Montes - played by Olga Kurylenko

Bolivian Agent Camille Montes appears in 2008’s Quantum of Solace. Famously she is one of the few girls that Bond doesn’t get the chance to bed - not a match!

Strawberry Fields - played by Gemma Arterton

Brit actress Gemma Arterton played MI6 field agent in Quantum of Solace. Her iconic 60’s styling and Prada shift dresses were obviously irresistible for Bond as he famously has a steamy one night stand with her (insert love heart emoji here) Channel her 60's style with chic women's Moschino shoes and Little Mistress dresses.

Eve Moneypenny - played by Naomie Harris

Miss Moneypenny has been Bond’s secretary and platonic love interest since it’s inception in 1962 and has been played by multiple actresses. Most recently by British actress Naomie Harris who memorably accidentally shot Bond in Skyfall (2012) - some things should be left on Tinder!

M - played by Judi Dench

Judi Dench is the only woman to have ever played the role of Head of MI6, she is also the oldest actor to ever portray M. Although she often reprimands Bond she’ll always have a soft spot for him and almost acts as a motherly figure for him - definitely best left platonic!

Sévérine - played by Bérénice Marlohe

Sévérine plays the ultimate femme fatale in 2012’s Skyfall. When she meets Bond for the first time she’s wearing an unforgettable backless black dress adorned with 60,000 crystals. Her cool, edgy nature has Bond instantly hooked and who could forget that shower scene?! Match!

Dr. Madeleine Swann - played by Léa Seydoux

Played by French actress Lea Seydoux, Dr Swann marks a new era of Bond girls. As a psychologist she is highly intelligent, strong and values brains over brawn. We don’t know much about this new girl yet but could it be a match?   

Lucia Sciarra - played by Monica Bellucci

Played by ultimate Italian sex symbol Monica Bellucci, Sciarra is the oldest Bond girl yet. She plays an elegant Italian widow in Spectre and seems suitably mysterious. We’re sure Bond would swipe right!